Wednesday, July 27, 2005

5 YEAR OLD GIRL EXPELLED FOR TERRORISM

A 5 year old pupil has been expelled from a primary school in Poringland, Nofolk, after committing what the Local Council are calling "insurgent behaviour" and parents "nothing whatsoever".

The girl, who cannot be named for legal reasons, is alleged to have left unattended baggage in the hallway of her school, which contravenes their zero tolerance policy on terrorism. However, the fact that the baggage in question is a 1cm by 1cm canvas backpack on the girl's doll has caused anger amongst parents, who accuse the school of "stupidity and callous bureaucracy."

This is not the first time that the school has been in such a situation. In 2003, a 9 year old boy was expelled after telling his teacher that he felt "ship-shape", which is thought to have originated from the days of slavery and could therefore be offensive to those of African origin.

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