Wednesday, July 27, 2005

LIBRARY'S BOOKS DEEMED A FIRE HAZARD

Following last month's Local Council ruling that Eye library must remove all books containing the word "tea", the parochial library is again making headlines. In a ruling that has been called everything from "bizarre" to "twattified", the Council has ruled that the library must remove all of its books at once, as they pose a potential fire hazard. The feeling amongst locals in Eye was summed up by local student, Ben Hectares, who said, simply: "It's a fornicating disgrace."

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